We all tell lies now and again – “sorry I couldn’t make your Tupperware party, my pet gizzard died”, “mmmmmm, this lamb balti in no way resembles cat poo” and …

I feel a little bit queasy this week. In fact I feel more than a bit queasy. Bordering on vomitous might be more accurate.
The persons responsible for said biliousness are …

Morcombe and Wise, Little and Large, Zippy and George.
Nope, not the subject of my secret naughty fantasies, but perfect examples of mismatched couples; duos who seem less like ‘two peas …

England sucks the big one.
Ok, ok maybe it isn’t quite that bad, but after a week of sunning myself on the beautiful beaches of Greece, the dismal weather that welcomed …