I feel a little bit queasy this week. In fact I feel more than a bit queasy. Bordering on vomitous might be more accurate.

The persons responsible for said biliousness are whichever crazy fools decided to study the link between girls who have good relationships with their fathers and their resulting successful partners! Apparently, women choose men who have similar features to their dad. Check it out….

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2007-06/du-dgc061107.php

Now I can see how this is ‘nature at work’ and I can understand why women who love their daddy want a man to treat them in the same way….but still…sleeping with a man who looks like your own flesh and blood? Bit icky ain’t it.

I wouldn’t have worried about it too much except that it got me to thinking about my own past relationships…

Dave – short, not like dad, blue eyes, not like dad, always smoked a pipe….ah.

Scott – welsh, not like dad, blond, not like dad, never without his tartan slippers…oh.

Mikey – a bit tubby, not like dad, a love of rugby, not like dad, seemed to enjoy welcoming my Mum with a distinctly lingering kiss…OH GOOD LORD!

It’s a disturbing thought no?

Don’t get me wrong, I love my daddy very very much, but I don’t wish to think about the similarities betwixt him and the man I’m currently fantasising about whilst donning a pair of nipple tassels!

If nothing else they could have left it until after Fathers Day.

Just imagine popping home for the annual Fathers Day Lunch with your new beau….

“Hello Dad. Look who I brought home to meet you. Yep it’s your doppelganger! And guess what Daddy, we snog and stuff! Happy Fathers Day!”

If anything’s going to put you off your egg and chips it’s that!

And one final question before we lock this disturbing subject in a box, drown it in the Thames and never speak of it again…what if you weren’t a daddy’s girl….what if you were a mummy’s girl? What sort of boy would you end up with then! Crikey!

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