I do hope you’ve been good this year because it’s not long now. Only a few more sleeps until a large man makes a night time visit to fill our stockings and leave us squealing with pleasure. How exciting!

Christmas is of course the king of all flirtatious events. As well as being full to bursting with social opportunities to playfully allure the opposite (or indeed the same) sex, we are handed a legitimate and obvious topic of conversation to use for our opening lines. It’s also a time of year when all but the very grumpiest of scrooges are full of joy and happiness, what more could you need to pull the boy or girl of your (probably saucy) dreams?….

What’s that? Some sort of excuse to kiss them you say?…..

Ta dada dad a daaaaa

Mistletoe!

Sweet Valley High, how much more perfect could it be! You’ve got the social occasion, the opening chatter, the overall joyousness and even an age old tradition that states you can hold a scraggy old bit of twig over someone’s head and they are obliged to snog your face off! How brilliant is that!

I will be making full use of the festivities to flirt to the extent of my capabilities.

I have already enjoyed fun and frivolity with my colleagues at the Christmas Party (no disasters this year you’ll be pleased to know – well that is if you don’t count a rather hideous beard rash around my moush after a snog with a boy sporting a stubbly chin in the style of Calvin Klein circa 1990) and, when I travel home to visit my folks, I will catch up with an ex-boyfriend who remains the hottest boy on the face of the planet, ever. Usually when we meet up we have a small reminisce about the good old days and the fun we used to have, this inevitably leads to a bit of a ‘moment’, a snog and then sometimes….a…erhem…nightcap!

Oh the joys of Christmas, it’s not just the family, food, wine and presents that make it the very best time of year. It’s the excellent gift of flirting that the Baby Jesus so generously bestows! And just think we haven’t even started on the wondrousness of New Years Eve!

So my friends, do enjoy your festivities, be they flirtatious or not.

May your chestnuts be roasted and your pudding fruity.

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