1.Referring to my rather rotund chum as “Porky Mike” whilst he was standing behind me.
2.My bag falling open in front of my boss to reveal a ‘naughty toy’ I’d …

If you are one of the doubtless millions (!) of people who read my blog each week you will know that I am a fevered believer in practicing my flirting …

With all the pomp and fanfare of a fairy tale Queen walking amongst her subjects, her majesty ‘The Sun’ has decided to grace us with her presence. Halle-frickin-lulah!
It feels …

I often wonder if some people head home after a long days toil and spend their evenings whipping themselves and pulling out their toenails with tweezers. I’m truly convinced …