Scabbing fags, making you laugh when you’ve been ditched and Saturday night boozing. For these and indeed hundreds of other reasons, your mates are absolutely top-notch. But just occasionally they …

Some people annoy me to such a degree I find myself fantasizing about cracking their skulls open like giant boiled eggs and scoffing their brains with a few toasted soldiers …

Usually I’ll bleat on to anyone who’ll listen about the treasure trove of flirtations to be found amongst your friends.
The wonder of dipping your hand into your circle of …

You’ve called him three times this week and he hasn’t bothered to answer the damn phone. His latest email consisted of a few babbling words saying he’s ‘busy at work’. …