Dry patch
I feel as if the life-blood has been drained from my very body. My skin is a dry, papery husk; my bones brittle and liable to snap at any …

False Start
Were your parents strangers until your Dad rescued your Mum from the jaws of an angry badger? Were they both trying to grab the last tin of corned beef …

Heeeeeeere’s Cupid!
Across the land, in salons and bathrooms as far as the eye can see, people are busy waxing their nipples, pruning their undercarriages and polishing their sausages… all in …

Mr. Frosty
Unless you’ve had your eyelids sello-taped shut for the past week you may have noticed that there’s been a bit of snowy weather – at least for most of …