1. Rifling through your flatmate’s underpants drawer.
2. Softly whispering confessions of adoration to a decidedly large root vegetable.
3. Watching a documentary on the mating habits of the conga eel with …

What with all these ghouls and goblins tripping about the place at the moment I found myself inspired to have a bash at setting up my mate Dave.
Dave, Heaven …

1. Fresh underpants everyday.
2. Avoid eating Scampi ‘n’ Lemon Nik Naks in respectable company.
3.Never stay on a bad date longer than necessary.
These, my flirtatious young prunes, are rules to live …

The weird dream you keep having about chainsaws.
Your unfeasibly small testicles.
A pair of PVC undercrackers you found down the back of the sofa that don’t belong to you, but you …

Quite a year. Last night we picked up for the second year in a row “Best Social Media” at the Mobile Entertainment Awards in London. This matches what we’ve achieved at …

If you were to poke your big ole beak into my handbag you would find, nestling amongst the crusty old tissues and half-eaten Mars bars, a small book of puzzles …