When I was a mere stripling I convinced my little brother that he wasn’t actually one of ‘us’ and that my Mum had shoplifted him from a PoundShop. He cried …
Ever nipped out of your back door just as the mountain of jelly, prepared for your niece’s birthday, reacts with your Dad’s fungal foot cream and explodes all over your …
If ever a brain has been completely addled by too much flirting, it’s mine. It needs to pack it’s flip-flops, cancel the milk and go for a holiday someplace that …
Ladies, ever been leered at by a man in his late 40’s who believes that just because his coconut is still populated with thick, wavy locks he is the owner …