Dear Dolly, I have a problem. My Nan is hot. Really hot. The lavender smell of her perfume, the white wisps of hair intermingled with spots of pink scalp that glisten in the afternoon sun, the way she handles her Zimmer frame! Oh Dolly it drives me wild. Sometimes I see her looking at me [...]
Do you scare away the ladies with such ease you wonder if a gypsy put a spell on you at birth? Do you spend your weekends trawling North London tube stations because your undercarriage becomes strangely aroused whenever you travel on a downward escalator? Is your penchant for pirate costumes causing problems on dates? If [...]