Aries: You’ve been in such a great mood, and things are about to get even better. A few fantastic conversations will keep raising your spirits.

Taurus: Ah, the age-old question: is it better to give or receive? Luckily you don’t have to decide, because you’ll be doing plenty of both.

Gemini: A friend wants things to become a bit more, but you’re not sure. You have feelings, but are they flirty or innocent? Test the waters.

Cancer: Looking back, you can’t believe you fell for someone’s lines. Ok, you can believe it – and it was a lot of fun falling. You learned your lesson, but everyone knows you hate to study.

Leo: It can’t hurt to try something new, just for a laugh. You’ll never know if you don’t try, and something absolutely great may come out of it.

Virgo: After being tied up for so long, you’re finally free to flirt with whoever you want, and boy will you. Doesn’t it feel great?

Libra: Two steps forward, two steps back. You’re making progress in a relationship in some ways, and in other ways you’re right back where you started.

Scorpio: It can’t hurt to give that cute someone a little wink or a smile. You might be feeling shy, but if you don’t open the conversation now, you might lose your chance.

Sagittarius: It’s time for a change. Your old standbys for flirting just aren’t working anymore. You need an upgrade and some new techniques!

Capricorn: When one door closes, another opens. This time is filled with opportunities – there’s someone new right at your fingertips.

Aquarius: It’s been way too long since you’ve been all the way back in the game. Your heart wasn’t totally in it, but now is the time to take that leap and go all the way.

Pisces: You’ve waited long enough, and your patience will be rewarded. Something wonderful is just about to come through.

Did your Flirtoscope come true??

Aries: You only need to do one little thing and you’ll have someone eating out of the palm of your hand. It shouldn’t be so hard, but for some reason, you’re having trouble bringing yourself to do it!

Taurus: You will be presented with two attractive options today. Only you can decide which is the better choice – or if you can handle both!

Gemini: A pleasant, sexy surprise will be waiting for you today. You just have to go looking for it, and it will be there!

Cancer: One of the sexiest people you’ve ever seen will enter your life today. What are you going to do to make sure they stick around?

Leo: A friend wants to take things further, but you’re not so sure you’re into it. It’s not that you don’t want to ruin the friendship, it’s just that you still want to see what else is out there!

Virgo: You’re no innocent, but you really didn’t do anything wrong. You’re done taking the blame – time to move on to some fresh meat.

Libra: Your confidence is on an all-time high after a nice compliment from someone very attractive. Spread the happiness by sharing a compliment of your own.

Scorpio: The best flirts out there have nothing on you. You’re on your game right now, and nothing’s getting in your way.

Sagittarius: Someone you thought you’d never hear from is coming popping back up again. You’d kind of always hoped they’d reappear, but now that it’s real you’re having second thoughts.

Capricorn: The tides have turned and now someone is keeping YOU waiting. Not as fun from the other side, is it!

Aquarius: A new relationship has taken a turn for the better. Things are getting hot in here, and there’s no cooling down in sight!

Pisces: A conversation with someone new will take a very steamy turn today, if you want it to! If you don’t, well, there are plenty of other fish in the sea!

What do you think of your Flirtoscope? Did it come true?

Aries: Someone you just met reminds you so much of someone from your past that it’s eery! Are you ready to go down that path again? It may not lead you in the same direction this time.

Taurus: You haven’t been getting what you need from someone, so it’s time to take to take things into your own hands. Take that however you want.

Gemini: The chemistry’s there with someone – but it doesn’t mean they’re the only one. There’s nothing wrong with a little innocent chat with someone else if you haven’t had “the talk.”

Cancer: A new friend may turn into more if you say the magic words. Are you ready to go there, or do you want to keep things friend-level only? It’s up to you.

Leo: The timing with someone new in your life is right, right, right. It’s almost too good to be true, but it isn’t. Go with it and see what happens.

Virgo: Someone you just met has part of the package…but not the whole thing. And we all know how important the “package” is when it comes to flirting. If something’s missing, you can’t force it. Keep looking.

Libra: Boy do you need to spice things up. Things have been getting stale and you can’t take it much longer. Take a chance, take a risk, just do SOMETHING!

Scorpio: It’s all a game, and everyone knows how much you like to win. It’s fun to play, but you’ve got a goal in mind, and you’ll do anything to achieve it. Game on.

Sagittarius: So many people, so little time! Is it really worth tying yourself down before you know what else is out there? It doesn’t hurt to do a little more looking…

Capricorn: You got a little taste, and you want more. Instead of waiting around, you might have to work to make things happen, but it’ll be worth it.

Aquarius: Oh boy, do you have some drama in store for you! It’s a lot to deal with, but let’s be honest. You kind of thrive on it… a little.

Pisces: Good things come to those who wait. Well, you’ve waited long enough and something (or someone!) fabulous is just sitting there, waiting for you to discover it.

What do you think of your Flirtoscope? Is it accurate?

Taurus

Prepare to roll naked in heaps of cash as that worm racing syndicate you invested in last month finally pays off.

Gemini

Oh Geminis. Why must you always see the bad in people? The man who lives opposite isn’t a peeping tom; he is simply using those binoculars to look for roosting swallows. You never should have told your brother. This week he will go round and strangle him with a cheese wire.

Cancer

Don’t fret; some cream will clean that rash up. Still at least you had a good birthday.

Leo

Leo females beware. This coming Sunday afternoon, you will exit a public toilet with your skirt tucked into your pants.

Virgo

Get off your ass and clean your fish tank. It’s an absolute state!

Libra

Ah Libra, the most romantic of all the signs. You always know how to treat a lady. As a result you will get your end away a record 46 times before next Wednesday. Best buy a job lot of condoms in preparation.

Scorpio

Is that the doorbell? Yes I think it is? Best you go to answer it. It’s the milkman. The one that you fancy. He’s going to propose. It’s a bit sudden I agree, but you’ll accept and both live happily ever after. How sweet.

Sagittarius

Jupiter brings a soul mate into your world. Saturn kills him off in a road accident. Bad luck Sagittarius.

Capricorn

Destiny arrives in brown corduroy. Be certain to snog the face off of the first corduroy encased person that you see.

Aquarius

A deep conversation about Jesus will lead to an illicit affair. Irony plagues you as usual.

Pisces

For goodness sake Pisces, put those binoculars down and lock the back door!

Aries

Your guardian angel appears to you in a dream this week. You will mistake him for an ex-lover and put your hand up his dress. He will take offence and leave you forever. Be careful from here on in. You’re going it alone.