Oh Flirtomatic. My love. My lifeline. The reason for my very existence! I’m back! Nuzzling once more in the safety of your proud bosoms. What a feeling! Smashing.
Now then my …

Leanne’s ex-boyfriend, Simon, sets my loins aflame. His face is a treat for the eyeballs and his stature a joy to behold. The slight bluebottle in the ointment is of …