Hey there lovely  people, over the last few years Flirtomatic has increased its global flirting footprint hugely – we’re now available in UK, US, Spain, Ireland, Germany & Australia with many more countries to come soon! Needless to say Cupid’s passport is looking mighty full.

Here at Flirto towers we’d like to know if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship on Flirtomatic? And did it work out? People often say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but is this really true or does it make the heart forgetful? We want to set the record straight, is it worth travelling the distance for long term love, or is it just the road to nowhere?  Let us know your experiences, we can’t wait to read them!

“I met an amazing women back in March 2010. Her name then woz staticxtreme (it’s now staticrygarswife). Mine woz flashbwoy69 (it’s now flashtinashubby). Anyway we swapped numbers and started talking on the phone everyday morning till night until we met on the 30th of july 2010 at Victoria station. It woz amazing when we saw each other we started hugging n kissing madly. It was fantastic she stayed with me for two days then she flew back to her home town in Ireland, that’s rite shes from Ireland, I’m from london. I’ve booked my plane ticket to be with her at the end of September 2010 for five days. We’re planing to live together an get married in the future and we would like to say thank you Flirtomatic for bringing us together.”

Cute love birds!

“Well he started talkin 2 me first, I was going through a bad time and he was there as a friend, in time we exchanged numbers and became really close. Last november I took the bull by the horns and met him. And havent looked back since. I love him 2 bits!”

Thanks for sharing your story! If you’ve got one to share, please comment here, or email janet@flirtomatic.com!

Is your penchant for pirate costumes causing problems on dates?

If you’ve got a personal problem and you don’t know where to turn, then look no further. Dear Dolly, the world renowned Agony Aunt, is here to help. Send your problems, whatever they may be, to flirtomatic@live.com and Dear Dolly will offer up her advice and your woes will disappear as swiftly as the affections of a Gary Glitter fan.

Taurus

Prepare to roll naked in heaps of cash as that worm racing syndicate you invested in last month finally pays off.

Gemini

Oh Geminis. Why must you always see the bad in people? The man who lives opposite isn’t a peeping tom; he is simply using those binoculars to look for roosting swallows. You never should have told your brother. This week he will go round and strangle him with a cheese wire.

Cancer

Don’t fret; some cream will clean that rash up. Still at least you had a good birthday.

Leo

Leo females beware. This coming Sunday afternoon, you will exit a public toilet with your skirt tucked into your pants.

Virgo

Get off your ass and clean your fish tank. It’s an absolute state!

Libra

Ah Libra, the most romantic of all the signs. You always know how to treat a lady. As a result you will get your end away a record 46 times before next Wednesday. Best buy a job lot of condoms in preparation.

Scorpio

Is that the doorbell? Yes I think it is? Best you go to answer it. It’s the milkman. The one that you fancy. He’s going to propose. It’s a bit sudden I agree, but you’ll accept and both live happily ever after. How sweet.

Sagittarius

Jupiter brings a soul mate into your world. Saturn kills him off in a road accident. Bad luck Sagittarius.

Capricorn

Destiny arrives in brown corduroy. Be certain to snog the face off of the first corduroy encased person that you see.

Aquarius

A deep conversation about Jesus will lead to an illicit affair. Irony plagues you as usual.

Pisces

For goodness sake Pisces, put those binoculars down and lock the back door!

Aries

Your guardian angel appears to you in a dream this week. You will mistake him for an ex-lover and put your hand up his dress. He will take offence and leave you forever. Be careful from here on in. You’re going it alone.