Strawberry Mivvie

By Mel

With all the pomp and fanfare of a fairy tale Queen walking amongst her subjects, her majesty 'The Sun' has decided to grace us with her presence. Halle-frickin-lulah! It feels ... [Read More]

Horses-Arse

By Mel

I often wonder if some people head home after a long days toil and spend their evenings whipping themselves and pulling out their toenails with tweezers. I'm truly convinced ... [Read More]

Walk this Way

By Mel

A gazelle bounding carelessly over desert plains on her long, lithe, legs. A train of sweeping crushed silk, effortlessly chasing its bride. A gentle summer breeze, softly plucking a velvety ... [Read More]